My brother-in-law Craig calls Hayden “Grumplestiltskin.” It’s an easy leap from there to “Crankenstein."

Little Crankenstein, little Crankenstein.

The sun don’t shine down on little Crankenstein

He can’t stop crying, little Crankenstein.

Fretful little boy. Fretful little boy.

There just ain’t no joy for this fretful little boy.

He can’t stop crying little Crankenstein.